Mom and Dad, Mother and Father, you have failed your children and where there should be shame there is inflated egos, food stamps, and the free medical card that you euphemistically call insurance.

For some reason,  you felt since you could procreate, you would, and hence the problem. As parents you bought your kids (yes I know a kid is a goat) phones, tv’s, computers, phones, internet access and you thought that you did well providing for them and in that moment you sealed your destiny as a lousy parent and theirs as a failure for at least 20 years. But hey what else are you going to do with the big April 15 check you get because of the Earned Income Tax Credit that wasn’t earned by any stretch of the imagination.

Parents are supposed to raise children to think, process, respect, persevere, engage and frankly you never even tried as parents and it shows but you are not even ashamed. You felt that you were mature and can have a kid if you want. Well as the representative of the 10% of society that is paying for you and junior I do not appreciate it.

Thank the government because they made you send them to school where someone actually cares about their future. Was that not a great day when the kid went off to school and you could blame someone else for your incompetence, your poor choice of a breeding partner and your ignorant offspring. Finally you understood what the public schools were for; they are there to clean up your messed up family.

Praise GOD and Hallelujah.